Delicious Chaos
Travel tips learned from looking after a puppy. For real.
Apparently I can even fuck up ordering water.
Musings on mandrake, madness and murder.
In which the author learns that “no teeth” = “excellent backgammon player”.
Bob Marley gave me a lift to the Valley of the Kings. It was… interesting.
Sometimes heading home can be the most disorienting thing you can do.
In which the author waxes (worryingly) lyrical about the marvellous camel.
